I have decided to create a list of the top 10 Christmas songs of all time. Actually, I originally wanted to identify the 10 WORST Christmas songs of all time, but I decided it wouldn’t be very Christmas-sy to make a list of bad things (McCartney, Eagles, you can thank me later).
Here it is. Please note the songs are in no particular order:
Last Christmas – Wham
Yes, I’m serious. I really do love this song. My fondness of it causes Chanel to question my masculinity. “The heart wants what it wants” is my response.
O holy Night – Celine Deion
This is my favorite Christmas song, and she performs it flawlessly.
Little Saint Nick – Beach Boys
Fun song performed by one of my favorite groups ever.
Anything sung by Mo Tab
They could sing the washing instructions on my t-shirt’s tag and I’d think it was pure beauty.
All I Want for Christmas is You – Mariah Carey
Oh man, this list is starting to make me look bad. Please admire my brutal honesty in sharing this list with the world.
Christmas in Hollis – Dylan Todd
Dylan didn’t compose this song, but he sang it to me once and I was thoroughly impressed.
That one song that sounds kinda techo-ish that has the wedding procession song in it
You know the song. I think Manheim Steamroller did it. I also think Manheim Steamroller is the raddest band name ever, next to Polyunsaturated Liquid.
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) – Darlene Love
Wall of Sound, baby.
Auld Lang Syne – Kenny G
Totally kidding. I promise.
Jingle Bells – Julia and Lauren
The way both the girls sang that song when they were each around 2 was so hilarious, cute, and precious, that I will never forget it.
One Foot in Front of the Other – Claymation dude
Not sure what movie this is in, but I love it for some reason.
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2 comments:
is this your way of coming out? seriously, ryan, this is NOT the appropriate time to being pulling this! We're having our third child- a BOY none the less- you CAN NOT enjoy Wham- EVER, but especially at Christmas.
This is a very funny list. WEIRD, but funny.
The claymation dude is from Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, and surprise surprsie it bugs the livin day lights out of me.
And for the record Poly Unsaturated Liquid IS THE greatest name ever. Especially b/c they have that one hit wonder- Chanel Who Taught You How To Multiply- oh yes Im the bomb for knowing that.
I LOVE YOU. Now stop being gay.
LOL! You've missed some good songs on that list, though. No Doubt's "Oi to the World" makes the holidays a little more punk and would definitely boost your masculinity ratings. :)
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