It is time yet again for the first annual "help Ryan choose a costume" contest. I have a few ideas. please let me know which one would be the best, or feel free to suggest your own:
- a Ritz cracker covered in peanut butter.
- a pinata. To make it as realistic as possible I can throw candy at you if you hit me with a broomstick.
- Hannah Montana
- a fabric softener. Imagine how good I'd smell.
- a jar of Vicks Vapor Rub. Imagine how awful I'd smell.
- a bubble gum cigarette. I'll tell all the kids that smoking is bad, but pretending to smoke is actually pretty fun.
- Dylan Todd. That's by far the easiest option.
- an episode of America's Funniest Home Videos. I'll carry around a bowl of unsettled Jell-O and continually trip and spill it all over myself, in honor of my favorite clip of all time.
- John Lenin. I'll wear a t-shirt with "give peace a chance" on one side, and "give dictatorship a chance" on the other side.
The bus just arrived at my office, so I gotta run. Have any other costume ideas?
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I can see so much in your sighs.
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2 comments:
i like hannah montana, simply b/c i want to see you in sequence!
i think you should go as the statue DAVID. :) Im just artistic that way.
Ryan, if you go as Dylan Todd, what will I go as?
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