My buddy Dylan may soon blog about Rolling Stone’s list of top 100 singers of all time. I can’t wait to read it.
Lists are inherently controversial. Everyone has opinions, and people usually have a hard time with the fact that not everyone on earth thinks exactly like they do. “How can you not like pizza with pomegranate seeds on it?” “What do you mean you hated ‘Three Men and a Little Lady’?” “How do people in their right mind not have Yngwie Malmsteem on their iPod?”
I am going to add some E85 to the fire and make my own list. Here it is, the definitive list of the top 10 ice cream flavors of all time. If you disagree with this list you have some serious problems.
Vanilla
French Vanilla
Rocky Road without Marshmallows
Mint Chocolate Chip, as long as you spit out the chocolate chips
Vanilla
Butter Toffee
Strawberry
Peppermint
Vanilla
Chocolate/Vanilla Swirl, hold the Chocolate
I know you agree with me, right?
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Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Obviously you are a total socialist because that list does not match up with my list at all. And anyone who disagrees with me is obviously evil.
Here's my Top Ten:
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Cough Syrup
And speaking of E85, I filled up my minivan with E85 for $16 American dollars. For reals. With my Giant Eagle (which I still maintain is a dumb name for a grocery store) FuelPerks™, it was .92/gallon. That's some pre-Desert Storm prices right there.
And finally, you must hear this song before you die. You're welcome.
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